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I once had this idea to make a movie about a monster you could only see in your peripheral vision. I scared myself and gave up on that idea.

captainlucifer:

erocsan:

captainlucifer:

if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha

i’m a man

tastefullyoffensive:

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iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

(Source: theprincessofarendelle)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

loreweaver:

loreweaver:

Do you ever look at a frog and just think

this is a predator

this is a creature that has evolved to hunt, kill, and devour other animals for its sustenance

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pussycat-scribbles:

This was so much fun to draw :D I love this screencap (from sailormoonscreencaps) and have been meaning to re-draw it for a while!

(Source: kodomo-kun)

pozuu:

ishisaki:

YOOOO

IF YOU DON’T ALREADY HAVE IT YOU NEED TO CHECK OUT LINE

IT’S BASICALLY SKYPE ON STEROIDS

  • IT HAS CUTE ASS STICKERS AND JAPANESE EMOJI BUILT IN
  • YOU CAN SEND FREE VIDEO AND VOICE MESSAGES
  • FREE HQ VOICE CALLS
  • GROUP MESSAGING
  • IT’S WAY FASTER THAN SKYPE AND DOESN’T HAVE THE GLITCHES
  • YOU CAN CHANGE THE WALLPAPER BEHIND YOUR CHATS
  • YOU CAN CREATE PERMANENT GROUPS AND LEAVE NOTICES ON A MESSAGE BOARD SPECIFIC TO EACH GROUP
  • YOU HAVE A TIMELINE YOU CAN POST STATUSES TO
  • CAMERA FILTERS
  • YOU CAN SAVE YOUR CHATS TO A TEXT FILE

THERE’S A TON OF OTHER FEATURES TOO (INCLUDING THE FACT THAT IT’S CUTE AS FUCK)

IT’S AVAILABLE ON MOST DEVICES AND IT’S FREE

SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE LINE IS FUCKING AMAZING

HOLY FUCKKKKKK

(Source: dersebot)