Straight person: I support gay rights.

Ignorant person: Gay.

Straight person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.

Ignorant person: Faggot. You're going to hell.

Straight person: Kay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.

Ignorant person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?

Straight person: Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...

Ignorant person: I'm not a dog...

Straight person: Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?

Ignorant person: Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?

Straight person: ...

Ignorant person: oh...

Straight person: Go fuck yourself.

crumpetmarypoppinstea:

twiliprincess:

is it bad that i’ve

watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference

for when i have daughters

because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair

this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg

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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

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